Janice is a big fat bitch!

Janice is a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super, king, kameha-meha biatch!

Have you ever met Janice,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch,
and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
Janice is a bitch and she's
such a dirty bitch!

Janice, is a bitch-cha!


yeah so that's on the humor side of things.. but really what a bitch, i had to do transport today, and as i told you all already, i am incapable of doing a damn thing right in her eyes. i even showed up early to make her happy, and i went to fill the van on the way home, well i do this and of course it doesn't print a receipt. you know what? fuck this after the conversation i just had with dan.. and the day i had i am not even in the mood to finish this shit. i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep and finish this tomorrow. every fucking person in my life feels the fucking need to lecture me because every fucking person knows better. fuck everyone. i can make my own opinions and i am goddamn entitled to them!

yeah so i was like utterly out of my head.. and dan totally made up for that a thousand times over, even though he didn't need to, not in the least, i was being a royal bitch.. but the rest of the story is that i have to get this receipt, which i wasn't able to do for two days or i would have to talk to the CEO of the company and explain why there is an unaccounted for charge on her credit card. gurrr.. but i got it off the register tape, and janice was happy. but not before going through a whole rigamarole to get it first.